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One character we feel doesn't get enough love, however, is Chris Griffin. The family's teenage son is a little gross, very crude, and all kinds of stupid, but at the end of the day, that's what makes us love him. So, with that said, we want to highlight his most hilarious quotes. In an attempt to help, Chris decides to hit his little brother a little harder, thinking it will reverse the effects, but it clearly makes it worse.
So, he and Brian finally take the baby to the doctor. While Brian is with Stewie in the hospital room, however, Chris walks in holding a screaming baby, so Brian asks what he's doing. When Peter and Lois are away, Brian is left in charge of watching Chris, Meg, and Stewie, but what he thought would be an easy task turned out to be trickier than he thought. Being the family dog, the kids don't show him any respect, and they certainly don't care about any authority their parents gave him.
So, when Meg and Chris start fighting and Brian tries to break it up, Chris snaps back with that hurtful comment. When Chris is having trouble studying for his history test, Brian and Stewie decide to take him back in time to experience the events for themselves. Yet, the baby of the family doesn't want his older brother to know he's hiding an era-jumping device in his closet. So, when they wake Chris up, he's told he's dreaming, but Chris takes it too far, thinking there are no repercussions for his actions.
So, he immediately pulls out a knife and cuts his arm off. Despite all this, he still thinks he's in a dream. On the eve of Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drink a little too much and eat the whole turkey. So, come Thanksgiving day, they have to get a new one. Obviously, finding a good gobble the day of is a tough task, so Stewie convinces Chris that he has to be the man of the house, saying Peter will be out of the picture for this blunder.
Chris takes that idea a little too far and starts drinking, but it turns out, he's got a bit of a dark side. It's Christmas, and the Griffins have to get their presents in order, just like many other families across the world at that time of year. So, in an attempt to get a little extra, Chris tries to ask for something a little more selfless in the hopes he can get a better gift.
Obviously, this takes away the sentiment of his original "wish," making it pretty hollow, which could be considered a bit of a commentary on how people act around the holidays. When Chris gets a pimple on his face, Brian wants him to get rid of it. Unfortunately, this isn't a normal zit.
The dog tells Chris it's time to pop the zit, but he refuses. Brian responds by saying he doesn't want to look at it all day, and that's when Chris retorts with this amazing line. He's not wrong. Peter Griffin blows his entire life's savings on lottery tickets, and while that's normally a bad idea, it worked out for this Quahog family. Unfortunately, with a sudden influx of money, the family doesn't know how to handle themselves.
Chris, specifically, has a butler bring glue to his room to put on a rag for his sniffing. After inhaling his latest brand, he shouts this weirdly hilarious line. Ha ha ha Oh, now I don't know math.
The Griffins took their family to the toy store, and Stewie can't find something he likes. That was the case until he came across a big red tricycle. Once he expresses interest in the item, Peter decides they have to buy it. As soon as the family comes to this decision, Chris walks into frame with this line. Chris: "Dad, you should invent the frisbee.
Peter tells the family that the toy company who employs him is looking to make the next big thing — and they're willing to give whoever does so a big bonus. That's when this little interaction comes into play. Chris tells his dad to invent the frisbee, a tried and true toy that's already been invented.
Yet, despite suggesting its creation by name, he then says he's never heard of it before. While the logic paradox can cause headaches, its stupidity is perfect. One thing that always rubbed people the wrong way was how Luke Skywalker admitted to killing womp rats to pass the time. Yet, when he brought it up, no one ever batted an eye. In this episode, however, someone calls him out on it and Luke, portrayed by Chris, finally gives an explanation.
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Seth MacFarlane's Family Guy is That's a hell of a lot of giggity's, Buzz Killingtons and Conway Twittys. Not bad for a show that was actually cancelled and taken off the air for three years. Like fellow cartoons The Simpsons and South Park before it, we can't help but binge on the residents of Quahog whenever we get the chance. But what are the particularly best episodes ever made? We've selected our ultimate favourites, so find out if yours made the list below:. Best line: Peter: "Sorry but I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time.
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I've never been a huge "Family Guy" fan. I did enjoy the pre-cancellation run, back when matricide and Hitler jokes on an animated sitcom still felt edgy. But the taboo lost its punch as creator Seth MacFarlane made it clear he had nowhere to go but truly, hideously down: sexual predation Quagmire, whose junkie-like lust yields about one genuine laugh for every nine shudders and pedophilia the never-funny, quiveringly voiced old man Herbert high among the lows. Beyond that, the show has exhausted itself with more Stewie sight gags, more non sequitur scenes of famous people deconstructing memorable moments of tension with "gee, you kinda
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One character we feel doesn't get enough love, however, is Chris Griffin. The family's teenage son is a little gross, very crude, and all kinds of stupid, but at the end of the day, that's what makes us love him. So, with that said, we want to highlight his most hilarious quotes. In an attempt to help, Chris decides to hit his little brother a little harder, thinking it will reverse the effects, but it clearly makes it worse. So, he and Brian finally take the baby to the doctor.
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It originally aired on Fox in the United States on May 3, In the episode, Brian 's ex-girlfriend Jillian is getting married. As he tries to move on, he starts dating The Hills star Lauren Conrad and the media begins raving about their relationship. Brian is starting to think they are the perfect match, but realizes he still has feelings for Jillian. The episode was written by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong and directed by John Holmquist.
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